I remember that we were sitting in a room analysing videoed
consultations. The registrar on the video sat the patient down."You
have sacroiliitis," she said.
We all finished watching the video, consultation technique was
discussed, and then someone pointed out that the registrarcouldn't
possibly say that the diagnosis was sacroiliitis.All that one could
say on the information presented was thatthe patient had mechanical
low back pain.
"Oh, well," someone else said, "We all do that." I assumedby this
that they meant that we all made up diagnoses of spurious diagnostic accuracy to
keep the patient happy.
There was a pause, and then a colleague said in a slightly embarrassed tone:
"Well, I don't do that." There was an awkward silenceand then we
moved on to discuss the knotty question of whetherthe registrar had
empathised with the patient.
This episode occurred several years ago but it has stayed withme.
I suspect that I was probably guilty of the same sinofdressing up
diagnostic uncertainty with an impressive, butspurious, diagnostic
accuracy. I have avoided doing it eversince.
There is quite a lot published about why patients trust some
doctors and not others. The reasons for trust, or the lackof it, are
undoubtedly multiple. As junior doctors we assumethat the patient
will distrust us if we seem uncertain, andthat may be true.
The risk is that the bullshitting learnt as a junior may persist.
And the odd thing is that it is tolerated. "We all do it."But I
suspect that most human beings are rather finely attunedto picking
up the minor levels of deceit in such a practice,which may explain
part of the spectrum between trust and distrustthat patients feel.
I recently had to fill out a form for appraisal, which askedme
about my "probity." I remembered the story of Evelyn Waughvisiting
the United States. The entry form asked him if anypart of the
purpose of his visit was to "subjugate the governmentof the United
States." He wrote, "sole purpose of visit," andwas detained for a
week. Maybe my appraisal form should, moreprofitably, have asked me
if I bullshitted to patients. Itwould at least have caused me to
examine my conscience.
Now, instead of saying to patients that they have sacroiliitis,I
tell them that they are allergic to candida.
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